“Where are all the rabbits? They’re so cute.”
The book, “Ning Shujing,” fell silent, the shame raising the intensity of the moment to its peak.
This vinegar… isn’t very tasty?
This vinegar…isn’t very tasty, is it?
I hesitated for a moment but ended up clicking “Agree.”
I fell silent, facing the desolate Xiao with a strained voice: “…I’ve fallen into a pit. You have to pull me out.”
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[System: My husband, this brother wants to caress my fur.]
Ningshu almost choked on her own saliva.
My wife was teasing me too much, so I ran away.
The white-haired god finally got his wish, holding the rabbit in his arms.
This made Xiao Se laugh, it tickled my ears a bit. I dragged out the words, but not without a hint of mischief: “Of course not.”
Then I saw the scriptures before me, rustling in the autumn wind.
Like how humans pet cats in real life, let rabbits have their bellies rubbed.
Ning Shu only then felt at ease.
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“Don’t be angry, okay?”
This wasn’t over yet. A soft, slightly low voice echoed in his ear: “Hmm? Why isn’t it just a male rabbit?”
…..
Because it wasn’t a punishment mechanism, it turned into an animal. Naturally, it wouldn’t be as good with professional abilities, so Ning Shu currently made it equivalent to just an ordinary rabbit.
Ning Shu let nearby type out: “…Hmm, I’m not a player.”
But how would I know if I’m not a male rabbit or a female rabbit.
In the end, I still clicked “agree”.
Ning Shu pursed her lips, it seems like finding someone to ask for help isn’t such a bad idea.
The sight of the maple forest makes me so excited that I want to fight. Even if I’m killed by this powerful and majestic deity, I wouldn’t regret it!
The other party wasn’t impressed: “How did we even become rabbits?”
Ning Shu fell silent. I didn’t expect it, this system’s punishments would be even more perverse…
Xiao Heng immediately changed his expression and lied, “This game hasn’t reached that level of intensity yet.” He paused, then continued, “Just because I passed doesn’t mean it’s true, right? As long as you touch the tail, the system will display the rabbit’s gender on the side.”
Then I watched as the white-haired god touched the rabbit’s tail.
Ning Shu was stunned, realizing she had fallen out of the other person’s arms.
Ning Shu pursed her lips, a blush creeping onto her cheeks. I didn’t panic, wanting to decline, but for some reason, I ended up clicking “agree” instead.
I can’t believe I was killed by a player of this caliber.
The human girl turned into a rabbit, and her eyes looked like rubies, so beautiful and sparkling. Her ears were also slightly longer, standing up and drooping down playfully, making her jump around and attract the attention of many players.
But I wasn’t scared, thinking about how Xiao Se treated my wife, I gained courage again.
How did Xiao Se know I am not just a male rabbit now?
Then, with a dimmed gaze and a low voice, Xiao Se said, “What should I do? I’m jealous.”
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Xiao Heng raised his eyebrow slightly, still calm and collected as he said, “The system’s punishment mechanism is based on the distinction between male and female. That ghost, isn’t that a pink-haired little she-pig? I’m not a guy.”
I was confused. I looked at the map, it didn’t seem to be on the border between two races.
Ning Shusheng was afraid we would see through his act and that he wasn’t actually a player. He pretended to control the rabbit, running it towards a sparsely populated area. But as he ran, everything went black before my eyes. When I came to, I realized we had fallen into a hole.
“It doesn’t seem to be just a rabbit.”
Ning Shu: “…….”
There’s a strong hint of jealousy in their words.
After Fenglin brought the rabbit up, he said with a lack of excitement, “We’re not male or female, are we? This rabbit image is pretty cute.”
“Then, after a short while, Xiao Se let go of me. “Mmm, the scent on your body has completely masked the smell of others.”
The other party probably wasn’t aware that there were no rabbits in the hole at first, and they were a bit confused as to why there weren’t any rabbits here. But then they realized quickly that there were no rabbits and said, “…How come there are no players? We don’t have a player title, do we not play?”
Ning Shu explained to me about the dungeon run.
Ning Shu closed her eyes, her face flushed with embarrassment.
After a slight pause, Xiao Se said in a flat tone, “Apart from hugging me just now, did that player do anything else to me?”
The maple forest was furious, and told the nearby typists: “Who are we? Why should they kill me?”
To have outlived the golden house and become my own perverse amusement.
Then Ning Shu heard a player beside her say, “Eh, what sound?”
Ning Shu blushed slightly, and pursed her lips.
When Ning Shuwai saw this request, she was stunned for a moment. I was dumbfounded and knew that touching the fur wasn’t what it meant.
I hesitated for a moment before stepping out.
Without paying attention, he ran away from Xiao Se’s presence.
Feng Lin looked at the email and was stunned. It wasn’t a compensation from Xiao Se! …I just want to hug the god again, then be killed by him 500 times again.
I wouldn’t dare even if I knew! How could I possibly know that? If I did, I wouldn’t have the guts to do it even ten times over.
“It wasn’t me who did it, I was just teasing you.”
“This is a bit too much,” Xiao Se said in a dry, indifferent tone. “To be clear, I’m not her husband.”
Then I saw on the screen, ah this Jing was in a state of despondency, hugging the rabbit, burying her face into the rabbit’s belly.
I thought of this because of the circumstances, but I didn’t think they would behave so shamelessly just now. Ning Shu took a deep breath and spoke, in the end it wasn’t that she lacked some stubbornness, wanting to try again herself.
I tried to get the rabbit to hop up, but it wasn’t very successful because the hole wasn’t deep enough.
Ning Shu: “…”
Ning Shu didn’t need to elaborate, but she still said: ” … Others think I’m just an ordinary rabbit. Don’t overthink it.”
“That doesn’t seem like my wife…”
Nearby, more and more players were gathering, their words a mixture of shock, envy, and jealousy. Ning Shu’s scalp tingled, but in the end, she still chose to agree to Xiao Se’s request.
As soon as he saw the maple forest, he knew that it had been hit hard. He lay on the ground, showing signs of death.
I was shocked and astonished. Looking at the chat, I almost thought I had misheard it. I couldn’t help but type on the screen: “…What did we just do? I didn’t hear clearly…”
Ning Shu was startled, seeing the system prompt: [Player Fenglin wants to hug you].
Ning Shu was just about to type a message thanking me.
Although I know it’s not fake, it’s probably not because of the headphones. It’s as if it wasn’t the person opposite me who was whispering in my ear, and even the action of stroking the rabbit became a bit ambiguous and affectionate.
At the same time, a low chuckle came from Xiao Se’s earpiece, sounding lazy and nonchalant.
After Ning Shu controlled the rabbit to run away, she knew where she had run to.
“Mhm.”
“Angry? Wife,” Xiao Se said, his voice low and husky as he followed behind.
And that’s exactly when it happened.
This was not a nearby player’s voice, Players only felt their ears tingling. No female player could help but ask: “….Who is talking?”
Your husband, feeling the chill of this autumn day, gently stroked your ears.
Ning Shu was already ashamed to the point of no return. I bit my lips tightly, finding this game increasingly perverse. I controlled the rabbit and struggled out of Xiao Se’s arms.
“With a sudden chuckle, Xiao Se let out a lazy, low voice, “Wife, we really aren’t public rabbits.”
System: Your husband, ah, stroked your ears gently.
Ning Shu fell silent, acting as if she hadn’t seen anything. The rabbit hopped and skipped about as it walked.
My wife is so cute, it would be a pity not to tease her.
“This Sutra is spoken by Xiao Se:”
This is what Xiao Se said: “I will take you as my disciple, and we will save my wife together. I killed the person who harmed us, I will pay back everything, just watch your email.”
I couldn’t help but ask.
The protoss white-haired man picked up the rabbit from the ground, and then patted its head with his hand.
But it wasn’t Xiao Heng’s lips that curled into a slight smile, nor was he in a hurry. After all, I haven’t found a golden house or anything like that. It’s not easy to find someone who fits me, is it?
Even through the screen, I can feel Ning Shu’s feelings.
I’m just a rabbit.
System: Your husband, this [Xiao] Se stroked your tail, very not like.
“Really? Not a god! My gosh! What does the god want me to do? How can I chase after a rabbit and apologize for it…”
The male player let out a groan as he muttered to himself, and then I climbed on top of him. From Ning Shu’s perspective, looking at me from that rabbit angle, you wouldn’t see just two eyes, they would be fixed on me.
The expert was hugging my wife, and Fenglin was dumbfounded. This rabbit isn’t the expert’s wife?
“When Xiao Se saw this explanation, he squinted his eyes and said, even if it wasn’t like that, I just want everyone except me to hug my wife.”
“Maple Forest: “Come on, come on, we’re not on that wealth and battle strength ranking list! Not even close to the top!”
Then, Xiao Se let out a chuckle, his expression serious as he said, “Well, just teasing you.”
“Especially not this scripture, after Xiao Se touched it for a while, suddenly said: “Wife, let’s now raise it as neither a male nor female rabbit?”
“Seems not to be this scripture’s Xiao Se… great god!”
My dearest husband, this cold weather makes me long for your embrace.
Ning Shu fell silent. What else could the other party possibly do to me?
This person might not have perfect hearing, but they’re not necessarily helpful. I didn’t start digging the hole myself, and in the end, I said “…I think I have to carry you up. Let’s get your consent for that.”
Ning Shu took a deep breath and nodded her head in agreement, her cheeks flushed slightly.